Alert escalation for one person
Call me if
the checkout API goes down.
You write the sentence. Your phone rings like a call — full screen, alarm volume, through Do Not Disturb. You acknowledge, and it stops. You don't, and it escalates until someone answers.
It tells you when it fails
Your phone checks in every fifteen minutes. When it goes quiet we say so, and we say what probably caused it — usually a battery setting your manufacturer turned back on after an update.
Your messages stay on your phone
Rules about people — “call me if Sara messages” — are matched on the handset. The rule never reaches us and neither does the message. We are told a rule matched, and nothing else.
Three sentences are free, forever
Not a trial. Three sentences, unlimited rings, no card. The free tier is how you find out whether you trust it — which is not something a fourteen-day countdown can answer.
Four ways to finish the sentence
Two of them work with no internet at all.
Webhook
…Grafana fires an alert.
Any tool that can POST. Sentry, UptimeRobot, Zabbix, a cron job, curl.
A person
…Sara messages me.
WhatsApp, Telegram, SMS, email. Matched on your phone, never on our servers.
A word
…a message says “urgent”.
From anyone, in any app you choose to watch.
Silence
…the nightly backup doesn't check in.
The alert nobody sends you. Expect a ping by 03:00; hear about it if it never comes.
And then?
Ring until I answer
Rings, waits, rings again — then calls your backup person. Choose this only for things worth waking up for.
We will not promise you a hundred percent.
Nothing reaches it. Phones get killed by battery managers, networks drop, push services have bad days. Every alerting product has these failures; most of them would rather you didn't think about it.
We measure ours, publish the number, and tell you the moment your phone stops answering. An app that admits it failed last night is the only kind you can trust tonight.